FAQ
🚽 Getting Started: Bidet Basics
🚽 Getting Started: Bidet Basics
Do I really need a bidet?
Do I really need a bidet?
Short answer: Yes.
Long answer: Also yes.
Would you clean peanut butter off your hands with just a dry napkin? No? Then why do that to your behind? A bidet gives you a cleaner, fresher experience while saving money on toilet paper. Your bum (and your wallet) will thank you.
Is this hard to install?
Is this hard to install?
Nope! If you can turn a wrench and follow basic instructions, you’re overqualified. Our bidet attachment fits most standard toilets and takes about 10 minutes to install—no plumber, no special tools, no need to call your dad.
Will this fit my toilet?
Will this fit my toilet?
If your toilet isn’t some one-of-a-kind throne from the Middle Ages, you’re probably good to go. Your Cheeky Clean bidet fits 95% of Australian toilets, including Round One-Piece (no curve), Elongated One-Piece (no curve), and Two-Piece models.
Still unsure? No worries! Just snap a pic of your toilet and send it to us via email or text—our team will check it out and get back to you within 1 business day (because verifying toilet compatibility is our weird but wonderful specialty). 🚽📸
How does it work?
How does it work?
Your Cheeky Clean bidet brings simplicity to your bathroom routine with its straightforward non-electric installation. By easily connecting to your existing plumbing, it delivers a refreshing spray of clean water to your bum or fanny, promoting hygiene and comfort with every use. Say goodbye to excessive toilet paper usage as the Cheeky Clean bidet efficiently reduces waste while leaving you feeling fresh and clean.
Does it need electricity or batteries?
Does it need electricity or batteries?
Nope, the bidet operates solely on water pressure, just like turning on your sink or shower. There's no need for electricity or batteries, making it straightforward and easy to install without additional power requirements.
💦 The Bidet Experience: What to Expect
Is the water clean?
Is the water clean?
Yes, indeed! The water used in our bidets comes directly from the water main, just like what flows through your shower or sink. So, rest assured, your cleansing experience is backed by the same clean water source you trust every day.
Does this replace toilet paper completely?
Does this replace toilet paper completely?
Almost! Some people like to pat dry with a tiny bit of TP, while others go full eco-warrior and use a reusable towel. Either way, you’ll use WAY less toilet paper, saving money and trees. 🌿
How do I clean it?
How do I clean it?
i dont have an answer yet
Cold water?! Won’t that be a shock to my system?
Cold water?! Won’t that be a shock to my system?
Nope! The water comes from the same line as your sink, so it’s room temperature—refreshing but not polar plunge-level.
DO WE OFFER WARM WATER BIDET ATT?
🔧 Troubleshooting & Returns: No Stress, No Mess
What if I don’t like it?
What if I don’t like it?
Unlikely, but if you’re somehow not in love with the life-changing power of a bidet, we offer a hassle-free return policy. Try it, love it, or send it back—as long as it hasn’t been used (because, well… hygiene). No awkward questions asked. 🚽💦
What if something goes wrong?
What if something goes wrong?
Don’t panic—we’ve got your back(side). 🚽💦
If you run into any issues, reach out to us ASAP. Whether it’s a missing part, a leak, or something just not working right, we’ll help troubleshoot and make it right.
📧 Email us: hello@cheekyclean.com.au
📱 Call us: +61 423 332 853
PS: If you installed it wrong and water sprayed the ceiling… well, that’s on you. But we’ll still help. 😎
Will my guests judge me?
Will my guests judge me?
Nope. They’ll try it once and suddenly start dropping hints about their birthdays and Christmas gifts. Just be ready to convert some skeptics.
How is it so affordable?
How is it so affordable?
Cheeky Clean bidets are built to last, using top-notch parts like steel braided lines to prevent leaks—because no one wants a surprise plumbing disaster. Since our bidets don’t need electricity and have a simple, ridiculously effective design, we keep costs low without cutting corners.
Long story short: You get a high-quality, bum-approved bidet that won’t break the bank—easily one of the best investments in your bathroom (and your dignity) you’ll ever make. 🚽💦
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
We don’t mess around when it comes to getting your bidet to you ASAP. 🚀 Orders are dispatched the same day through our shipping partner, which means your Cheeky Clean bidet is packed, shipped, and on its way before you can even second-guess your life without one.
Delivery typically takes 2-5 days, so sit tight (but not too tight—your upgrade is coming soon). 🚽💦
Didn’t find what you were looking for?
No stress—hit us up! We’re always here to help. 💬